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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

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9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

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hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

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OH

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HOLY PISSING HELL

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MY CHILD

im peeing

ITS BACK

OMFG I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

looool

«But I’d rather be working for a paycheck Than waiting to win the lottery» — Bright Eyes

Bright Eyes, che in qualche modo è riuscito a smettere di essere Bright Eyes (che era un progetto solista) ed ha iniziato a fare mille cose con 8 nomi diversi e ora nemmeno lui è certo di sapere come si chiama. Suona martedì a Sestri Levante, ma tra il viaggio, il parcheggio, i 23 bacchi, ed il fatto che nessuno ha la più pallida idea di cosa suonerà…